Rope Drop News
Michael Burns, founder of Rope Drop News, looking up at the park lights

Michael Burns

Founder of Rope Drop News. DVC member, dad of two, and the guy who reads the permits so you don't have to.

I have walked onto Main Street as a wide-eyed five year old, a teenager, a broke twenty-something, and a dad pushing a stroller. It hits the same every time.

The first time, I was five and I stepped off the monorail with my big sister beside me. My family ran on a five-year clock back then, so I came back at ten, and again at fifteen, and the place got me every single time. You round that bend in Epcot, the giant silver sphere rises up glowing like the future itself, and you ride it like your life depends on it. I was hooked before I was old enough to know the word for it.

Then life happened. I made it back exactly once in my twenties, and then the gates closed for years. What pulled me home was having kids of my own. Walking through that entrance in my late thirties, a wife and two little ones and a stroller the size of a small car, the whole thing landed again, every bit as hard as it did when I was five. We are DVC members now. We go three times a year. It still gets me every single time.

Here's what nobody warns you about. Once the magic gets in, it does not leave. So when I went looking for one place online that had all of it, the news the moment it broke, the tools to plan a smooth day, the trends, even a few games for a long queue, and found that it flat out did not exist, I built it myself. That is Rope Drop News. Every tool and every call on this site comes out of real trips with my own family, tested on the ground at rope drop with two tired kids in tow. If it does not actually help us beat the lines, it does not make the site.

A few things you should know about me

  • Favorite ride is a dead heat between Rise of the Resistance and Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind. Do not make me pick.
  • Home park is Walt Disney World, full stop. I love the others. WDW has my whole heart.
  • Go-to order is a Mickey ice cream sandwich, and I will arm wrestle you for the last one.
  • Hot take is that the walking is the best part. Twenty thousand steps and you get to call it a vacation. Name a better deal.
  • Currently obsessed with nailing the exact right moment to ride everything, so the day flows and nobody melts down in a standby line. Usually it works. Usually.

Stick around. My whole job here is to get you spending less time in line and more time feeling five years old again.

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